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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>The Worst</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thatsaboy)</generator><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>go to hell</title><description>&lt;p&gt;go to hell&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/15328977037</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/15328977037</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:55:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Paul Celan - "Count Up the Almonds"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Count up the almonds,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;count what was bitter and kept you waking,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;count me in too&amp;#160;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;I sought your eye when you looked out and no one saw you,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;I spun that secret thread&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;where the dew you mused on&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;slid down to pitchers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;tended by a word that reached no one’s heart.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;There you first fully entered the name that is yours,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;you stepped toward yourself on steady feet,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;the hammers swung free in the belfry of your silence,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;things overheard thrust through to you,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;what’s dead put its arm around you too,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;and the three of you walked through the evening.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Render me bitter.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Number me among the almonds.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="529" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KlyL8LKvFrc/TDRbAHHFimI/AAAAAAAAAiw/9LDi2-GfC3o/s1600/paul_celan.jpg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13771444162</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13771444162</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 01:58:32 -0500</pubDate><category>Paul Celan</category><category>Poetry</category><category>Poems</category><category>Paul Celan Poems</category><category>Nice</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv8lxwqy1k1qart2io1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13702795963</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13702795963</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:31:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>teenagecock:

I was on youtube watching a video when I saw this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9tsj5v1P1r0bzx1o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenagecock.tumblr.com/post/12454215612/i-was-on-youtube-watching-a-video-when-i-saw-this"&gt;teenagecock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I was on youtube watching a video when I saw this ad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13702791822</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13702791822</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:31:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnlewZVtG1r09fouo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13702744126</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13702744126</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:30:00 -0500</pubDate><category>dating</category><category>lol</category><category>what the fuck?</category><category>muslim</category><category>single muslim</category></item><item><title>Wrong Type of Juice for Breakfast -- A Haibun</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;     A dead bee, basking in the sun on a windowsill, wanted to crawl in my three-year-old hands, I thought. I pinched its wings and lifted; it twitched its wings and dropped. My big toe socket’d the stinger. Of course, tears joined the poison.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;     I wanted my beagle for comfort. My mom wanted my beagle outside. She opened the door, unable to handle the weaving dog between her legs, when she was looking for a tweezers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;open gate, mommy&amp;#8230;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;puppy in street, car coming.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;puppy come in?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; The&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;dog’s muscles get juiced into&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;cracks of the asphalt by tires.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13549120421</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13549120421</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:35:00 -0500</pubDate><category>haibun</category><category>poetry</category><category>dead dog</category><category>puppies</category><category>bee sting</category><category>bees</category><category>thing is</category><category>i want bees</category><category>eastern poetry</category><category>poetry</category></item><item><title>Some "Modern" and "Classic" Haikus</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;morning bathroom&amp;#8212;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;my shit looks like tile grout&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;when wiped on a towel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;my brother’s bedroom&amp;#8212;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;four oak walls, cushion floor&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;and a lid&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;public nudity&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;live, natural comedy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;socially dampened.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;-&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13549046580</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13549046580</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:32:00 -0500</pubDate><category>haikus</category><category>modern</category><category>classic</category><category>shit</category><category>death</category><category>poetry</category><category>eastern poetry</category></item><item><title>this may not work. i am pissed off.
here’s the idea...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lve0cvP46G1r09fouo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this may not work. i am pissed off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;here’s the idea though:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif"&gt;http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif"&gt;http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif"&gt;http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif"&gt;http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif"&gt;http://i41.tinypic.com/2upzed3.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13463648890</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13463648890</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:17:19 -0500</pubDate><category>tim and eric</category><category>gifs</category><category>tim and eric gifs</category><category>tim and eric chrimbus</category><category>tim and eric nite live</category><category>tim and eric cinco</category><category>tim and eric is funny</category></item><item><title>no-sauce:


</title><description>&lt;iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10685925&amp;liking=false&amp;sharing=false&amp;origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://no-sauce.tumblr.com/post/13080163831"&gt;no-sauce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswuxkdBHO1r41f9po1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13425256977</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13425256977</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 18:44:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4oytTRMe1qbg3cfo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13424394831</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13424394831</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 18:27:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>this is just me hanging out today after bad things at night see...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lva7nnXvhY1r09fouo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is just me hanging out today after bad things at night see ya later&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13358222763</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13358222763</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 14:04:35 -0500</pubDate><category>me</category><category>josh</category><category>weird</category><category>lol</category><category>gif</category><category>bikini babes</category><category>hot girls</category><category>girls</category><category>sexi</category><category>sexy girls</category><category>hawt girls</category><category>hott</category><category>girls</category><category>hott girls</category><category>lol</category><category>hilarious</category><category>wow</category><category>i'm sad</category></item><item><title>Don't Fucking Reblog or "Like" Something and NOT Follow Me</title><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13142742964</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13142742964</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:23:45 -0500</pubDate><category>dumb</category><category>fucking</category><category>shitheads</category></item><item><title>a poem</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/"&gt;http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/"&gt;http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/"&gt;http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/"&gt;http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/"&gt;http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13085289546</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/13085289546</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 18:45:04 -0500</pubDate><category>poems</category><category>wordpress</category><category>breakfast</category><category>girls</category><category>french</category><category>petit-dejeuner</category><category>sad</category><category>hungry</category><category>dead</category></item><item><title>made this today  or    something</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lurwlmy4UQ1r09fouo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;made this today  or    something&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/12894856398</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/12894856398</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:48:58 -0500</pubDate><category>crutches</category><category>funny</category><category>babes</category><category>girls</category><category>moon</category><category>space</category><category>time</category><category>flames</category><category>rockets</category><category>bikinis</category><category>tim and eric like</category><category>flying</category></item><item><title>i made this today.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luqczwCPgY1r09fouo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i made this today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/12861927996</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/12861927996</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 20:47:00 -0500</pubDate><category>submarine</category><category>old</category><category>handicapped</category><category>city</category><category>tim and eric like</category><category>gif</category><category>funny gif</category><category>funny</category><category>babes</category><category>tits</category><category>ass</category><category>titties</category><category>beach babes</category><category>fat babes</category><category>BBW</category><category>squirt</category><category>amateur</category><category>porn</category><category>cool</category><category>fuck yeah</category><category>tits</category></item><item><title>Made this last night.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lupvnslyZ71r09fouo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Made this last night.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/12844468736</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/12844468736</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:33:27 -0500</pubDate><category>perks of being a wallflower</category><category>handicapped</category><category>funny</category><category>goof</category><category>spoof</category><category>photoshop</category><category>shadow</category><category>wheelchair</category><category>depressing</category><category>kind of like tim and eric</category><category>laughs</category><category>boners</category><category>chicks</category><category>bikinis</category><category>beaches</category><category>beach babes</category><category>palm tree</category><category>ocean</category><category>water</category><category>ocean water</category></item><item><title>kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pizzaasap.tumblr.com/post/12205152067/if-you-are-ever-considering-suicide-just-remember"&gt;pizzaasap&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you are ever considering suicide just remember honey mustard will always be around&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;kkkkkkkk&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/12205836939</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/12205836939</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:49:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsq33w2uEy1r09fouo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/11161716237</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/11161716237</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 21:07:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ICRC</category><category>Funny</category><category>joke</category><category>gif</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsngxnJNi01r09fouo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/11101558426</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/11101558426</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 11:12:00 -0400</pubDate><category>PSA</category><category>educational</category><category>Asians</category><category>dancing</category><category>diarrhea</category></item><item><title>it’s been a while
:T</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmlf3njxF1r09fouo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;it’s been a while&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:T&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/11090006808</link><guid>http://thatsaboy.tumblr.com/post/11090006808</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 23:52:00 -0400</pubDate><category>tim and eric</category><category>kid break</category><category>cinco</category><category>kayp</category><category>gif</category></item></channel></rss>
