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Wrong Type of Juice for Breakfast -- A Haibun

     A dead bee, basking in the sun on a windowsill, wanted to crawl in my three-year-old hands, I thought. I pinched its wings and lifted; it twitched its wings and dropped. My big toe socket’d the stinger. Of course, tears joined the poison.

     I wanted my beagle for comfort. My mom wanted my beagle outside. She opened the door, unable to handle the weaving dog between her legs, when she was looking for a tweezers.

open gate, mommy…

puppy in street, car coming.

puppy come in? The

dog’s muscles get juiced into

cracks of the asphalt by tires.

Nov 30, 20111 note
#haibun #poetry #dead dog #puppies #bee sting #bees #thing is #i want bees #eastern poetry #poetry
Some "Modern" and "Classic" Haikus

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morning bathroom—

my shit looks like tile grout

when wiped on a towel

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my brother’s bedroom—

four oak walls, cushion floor

and a lid

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public nudity

live, natural comedy

socially dampened.

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Nov 30, 201113 notes
#haikus #modern #classic #shit #death #poetry #eastern poetry
Nov 28, 20113 notes
#tim and eric #gifs #tim and eric gifs #tim and eric chrimbus #tim and eric nite live #tim and eric cinco #tim and eric is funny
OMG I Can't Wait

no-sauce:

Nov 27, 20114 notes
Nov 27, 201115 notes
Nov 26, 20113 notes
#me #josh #weird #lol #gif #bikini babes #hot girls #girls #sexi #sexy girls #hawt girls #hott #girls #hott girls #lol #hilarious #wow #i'm sad
Don't Fucking Reblog or "Like" Something and NOT Follow Me
Nov 21, 20117 notes
#dumb #fucking #shitheads
a poem

http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/

http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/

http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/

http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/

http://hicksjosh.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/petit-dejeuner/

Nov 20, 20119 notes
#poems #wordpress #breakfast #girls #french #petit-dejeuner #sad #hungry #dead
Nov 16, 201111 notes
#crutches #funny #babes #girls #moon #space #time #flames #rockets #bikinis #tim and eric like #flying
Nov 15, 20114 notes
#submarine #old #handicapped #city #tim and eric like #gif #funny gif #funny #babes #tits #ass #titties #beach babes #fat babes #BBW #squirt #amateur #porn #cool #fuck yeah #tits
Nov 15, 20117 notes
#perks of being a wallflower #handicapped #funny #goof #spoof #photoshop #shadow #wheelchair #depressing #kind of like tim and eric #laughs #boners #chicks #bikinis #beaches #beach babes #palm tree #ocean #water #ocean water
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pizzaasap:

If you are ever considering suicide just remember honey mustard will always be around

kkkkkkkk

Nov 1, 2011
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